part ii: sárkæzem ii.i how to be coolknow the latest lingo [tell someone you want to fuck them like an animal] learn the latest dances [be certain to know the spooky-goth dance] acquire cool friends [they will often be found lurking in highschool's or bus stations] read best-selling books [Marilyn Manson's "Long Hard Road Out of Hell" is a good starting point] watch television [Muchmusic or MTV will keep you on top of the latest trends in music] wear cool clothes [ask the salesclerk at your local WalMart for the latest in dark fashions] be the best goth you can be [black clothing, fingernails, eyeliner, lipstick, fishnets and of course socks] get a website [keep an angst journal and please type with a mixture of lower and upper case letters]
sar•casm (sárkæzem) n. cruelly humorous statement or remark made with the intention of injuring the self-respect of the person to whom it is addressed, often associated with irony.